The Funniest Tweets, Live from the Grocery Store
Any given grocery run comes with pitfalls, puns and plenty of opportunities to laugh. These folks on Twitter show us the amusement in the mundane.
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1. Calling ’em how we see ’em.
Boss: and you’re sure you know the names of all the vegetables?
Sign maker on his 1st day: …yes pic.twitter.com/AbS5WzhmTM
— Adam Hess (@adamhess1) December 5, 2017
Look, if celery could rebrand itself, it would definitely change the name to refreshing little crunchy sticks of goodness. This is just the store being a little more honest about awesome vegetables.
2. A factually accurate map of the grocery store
— Grocery Store Memes (@Grocery_Memes) November 8, 2016
Yep, lots of grocery stores have similar layouts (and all the same pitfalls). It’s funny ’cause it’s true.
3. Why do they insist on doing this to us?
You know you’re an ADULT when…
You get ANGRY because “they” CHANGED the LAYOUT
of your GROCERY STORE -again ! pic.twitter.com/aRA58iYXpW
— Steve Hortman (@SteveHortman) July 28, 2017
…Then again, that grocery map in our heads is pretty important. Ever turned down the cereal aisle and found a bunch of vinegar instead? A little warning would be nice. That’s all we’re saying
4. The cutest thing you’ll see all day
— Joe Borkey (@Yekrob) December 30, 2012
This is just cute. Pure cuteness. This bunny’s our new favorite vegetarian. (And that tiny shopping cart!)
5. Sneaky, sneaky!
Wishing your parents wouldn’t notice what you slipped in the shopping cart | TrendUso #shopping #grocery #shoppingcart #car #funny #meme #hilarious #memes https://t.co/GHwN5anWcG pic.twitter.com/NLTpy5v5J7
— TrendUso (@TrendUso) January 18, 2018
It’s usually from those darn snack aisles, too.
6. Smart advertising!
— HumorousFeed (@HumorousFeed) January 15, 2017
Selling single pieces of fruit like this saves a ton of waste and is great for picking food up for unique recipes…even better if the store can make a joke about it!